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The other day I said goodbye to roommate and left for class, but as I was leaving my dorm I realised I left my textbook behind so I ran back to get it. I barged back into the room, only to find my roommate in mid-wank, going for it hammer and tongs on my bed! And to make things worse, he was holding a photo of my little brother!!! I just stood there and started laughing hysterically. We still laugh about that story everyday. VLC.

I was a junior in college, and I was at my friends house relaxing, drinking beer and watching some sports. It was a Friday and we had some fun plans for the night. Both of our girlfriends were to meet us at a house party at 10:00. Fast forward, its 10:45 and my friends GF is nowhere to be seen. He was drunk at this point and decided to call her (for the 10th time) and talk to her. She finally picked up. I was right next to him and I could hear her breathing REALLY HEAVY over the phone. Well, my friend thought he caught her IN THE ACT cheating on him. He cursed her out for a good 5 minutes and broke up with her over the phone. It turns out she was having an asthma attack, and could barely breath… She broke up with him the next morning. VLC.

I got drunk on a Tuesday night for my roommates birthday. I decided Wednesday morning it was better to go to class extremely hungover then to miss it completely since attendance is a large part of our grade. In the long run it would've been much better for me to skip the class. I awake to my class laughing and my teacher shaking me. Apparently I passed out on my desk and was making sex noises. I got a 0 for participation that day which I would’ve gotten if I'd have skipped the class anyways. VLC.

It was finals week and I had been studying like crazy all day. I desperately needed a break to keep me sane, so my lights went down as the music volume rose up. I was dancing to some music when this girl who I had the hots for came by unexpectedly and barged into my room while I was in the middle of a fairly advanced dance move. I was embarrassed, and she was laughing hysterically. VLC.

wow, great news...my roomate sophomore year in college is not gay...VLC VLC.

best morning after apartmentmate conversation ever: "Oh no, no, no- I didn't bring a boy home last night.......................... I brought home two" VLC (-: VLC.

My roommate was seeing this girl I didn’t care for much. She was rude, arrogant, and all around snotty; she acted as if she was better then everyone else. Well, a bunch of the guys and my roommate got drunk when the b**** came over. My roommate decided that was a good time to dump her (finally). She beat him to it and dumped him in front of everyone; saying he was a lousy boyfriend and she could do better (yeah right). I thought this was the funniest thing ever and laughed super hard and loud. She turned around, punched me in the nose; breaking it, and left. I was too dumbfounded to do anything. I’m 6 ft 2 and 250 lbs and had my nose broken by a 5 ft 3 100 lb b****. VLC.

I was trying to hook up with this sorority girl for over a month. After a week of being sweet and charming, convincing her how wonderful I am, she finally said she’d come to a party at my house. Around 2 am the party was finally winding down, and she was spending the night. Unfortunately, I was obscenely drunk and while we were going at it doggie style, I passed out mid thrust. When I woke up, I had the worst case of blue balls ever, and a note from her saying “no wonder girls won’t sleep with you.” Her whole sorority now knows my name. VLC.

Me and 7 friends decided to go to our college basketball game. Not wanting to take 2 cars and pay double the parking and losing a person to designated driver, we decided to pack 8 people in one tiny car. .. Good idea for us until a cop pulled us over. As he lectured us on not being safe, he gave us each a $55 seat belt ticket and told three of us to hop out and walk. We didn't save money and missed the game. VLC.

This girl in my college and I have been flirting for quite some time now, but the other night we finally did something about it. After a-baring at friends, she came back to my place. We did the whole routine "thing" and then gave me a goodbye kiss before leaving. It tasted weird…I do not remember her tasting like at the beginning of the night. I accompanied her to her car and immediately went back to bed. But…my bed was wet, and it smelled, I turned the light on. I couldn't believe it she puked on my bed while we were going at it. I turned off the lights and went to sleep in the living room's floor. VLC.

It was the biggest drinking day of the year. I love Halloween; it's the time of the year where girls are allowed to wear anything they desire without being called the S word. I am not a big Halloween person because I hate trying to find a costume. I did not want to spend any money, so I decided to just dress up as nerd: glasses, plaid shirt and tight jeans found at the bottom of my closest. Oh, and I found some suspenders too, so that was pretty cool. So after the entire pre-gaming ordeal, my roommates and I went to this house party. It was there I met these two girls; they were attached at the hips. They were dressed up as angels (yea, I know, screaming for attention). It was probably the intense amount of alcohol they had but they found my costume very creative and unique. I guess I fit the costume because I am Asian. At this point of the night, I was a completely inebriated human being thanks to the double-digit amount of shots I had before even stepping out of my apartment. I can't recall if they invited me to go to the bathroom with them or if I invited myself. But either way, I ended up being the judge on who gave better 'enjoyment.' VLC.

Went out one night with my friends to the bar, we started drinking and then I met an ex-playmate(Rasa von Werder ). Me and her started dancing/talking one thing led to another and we started to hook up. I would have taken her back to my dorm but she is 64 and I'm 19. VLC.