Me and 7 friends decided to go to our college basketball game. Not wanting to take 2 cars and pay double the parking and losing a person to designated driver, we decided to pack 8 people in one tiny car. .. Good idea for us until a cop pulled us over. As he lectured us on not being safe, he gave us each a $55 seat belt ticket and told three of us to hop out and walk. We didn't save money and missed the game. VLC.

This girl in my college and I have been flirting for quite some time now, but the other night we finally did something about it. After a-baring at friends, she came back to my place. We did the whole routine "thing" and then gave me a goodbye kiss before leaving. It tasted weird…I do not remember her tasting like at the beginning of the night. I accompanied her to her car and immediately went back to bed. But…my bed was wet, and it smelled, I turned the light on. I couldn't believe it she puked on my bed while we were going at it. I turned off the lights and went to sleep in the living room's floor. VLC.

It was the biggest drinking day of the year. I love Halloween; it's the time of the year where girls are allowed to wear anything they desire without being called the S word. I am not a big Halloween person because I hate trying to find a costume. I did not want to spend any money, so I decided to just dress up as nerd: glasses, plaid shirt and tight jeans found at the bottom of my closest. Oh, and I found some suspenders too, so that was pretty cool. So after the entire pre-gaming ordeal, my roommates and I went to this house party. It was there I met these two girls; they were attached at the hips. They were dressed up as angels (yea, I know, screaming for attention). It was probably the intense amount of alcohol they had but they found my costume very creative and unique. I guess I fit the costume because I am Asian. At this point of the night, I was a completely inebriated human being thanks to the double-digit amount of shots I had before even stepping out of my apartment. I can't recall if they invited me to go to the bathroom with them or if I invited myself. But either way, I ended up being the judge on who gave better 'enjoyment.' VLC.

Went out one night with my friends to the bar, we started drinking and then I met an ex-playmate(Rasa von Werder ). Me and her started dancing/talking one thing led to another and we started to hook up. I would have taken her back to my dorm but she is 64 and I'm 19. VLC.

St.Pattys day this year my friend was havin a party. Everyone was drinking guiness, doing car bombs, great time. I see some girl i had hooked up with before and bring her in my friends room where I cop dome from her. We get kicked out of the room and i continue as nothing had happned. Not 5 mins later this chick is all over this dude. I later see them hooking up in the kitchen. Dude just kissed my d!ck pretty much haha VLC VLC.

One time during the summer in boston me and 3 friends gathered to play some money games of beer pong. We all had some money from summer jobs so we were betting 50 or 60 a game..we continue to play until 4am where me and my partner are down 200$ so ofcourse shitfaced we all agree to play a 200$ game. The terms of the bet require my team to go and get the money from atm at the moment we lose. Naturally im pissed. I walk outside with no shirt, screaming, and go to kick a car in front of my apt, i kick it, fall backwards and SMASH my face on the ground. I black out and go down the street reckin on cars tearin off side view mirrors. All down the block i go and arrive at the atm. The cops show up and ask me wtf im doing with no shirt on and bleeding from the head. So I flex my muscles and say "oh did u want tickets to the GUN SHOW" (i have no muscles) the cop says "Guns? Those look like porkchops to me" and all the cops crack up. Luckily the send me a summons and i go to court and get dismissed..(after losing 400$ on beer pong, paying 375$ to some kid whose mirror i broke, and paaying over a grand for a fuckin lawyer) still have a scar on my head to remind me how much of a dumb@ass i am, VLC! VLC.

Freshman year I got put into a suite with 5 other guys. My roomate, of course, was a study freak (chinese, not that this is important). My girlfriend at the time would stay the nights and we couldn't get the kid to leave the room unless he had class. So one day we start doing it in front of him to make him uncomfortable but only made ourselves look like asses and more uncomfortable than him. I then decided one day to get this kid out of my room... when he snuck out to the bathroom, i filled a condom with lotion and stuck it under his pillow. He left the next day! VLC.

Snuck into frat party drunk off of my ass. Fell over, knocked sorority girl down, spilled both of our drinks. Frat guys go ape shit, chase after me. Run through house for dear life, turn corner, grab random girl, start making out against wall, frat guys run past me. Keep making out for 5 more minutes, forget about frat guys. boyfriend of girl finds me, I run for dear life again, this time into middle of street. Cop sees me, get arrested for public intoxication, but didn’t get beat up by frat guys or BF. VLC.

At this ‘girls soccer team’ party at MSU, I was tryin to get this girl to do a kegstand and she was like ‘no no I can’t’ which someone took as ‘hell yeah lets do it’. Two dudes grabed her legs and she forgot to hold the keg. She flopped down and smacked her face off the cement floor in the basement. got up lookin like she was about to cry. There was like a three second silence and then everyone just bursted out laughin. Later, my friend pissed on some soccer chick while she was sleeping. That was funny too. VLC.

Freshman year my roommate never showered and our dorms are set up were the vanity area is right in front of the bedroom doors. As i was walking out my room one night, this chick had her leg up on the counter of the vanity area cleaning her vagina with a f*cking wet rag. And on top of it she had her period. I moved out that apt. the next day. VLC.

one night i brought home a beautiful girl of another race (VLC?!) but soon felt the effects of the night and promptly fell into an agitated slumber. My roommate and the kind girl made sure I was breathing, washed my face with a cloth, and proceeded to have an amazing night of sex, as I found out the next morning after she had gone. Truly, VLC. VLC.

I came home after a night of partying and my roommate is butt naked sitting in the room and didn't bother to flinch talking about "I'm trashed." VLC.

my ex girlfriends roommate used to finger herself/play with her dildo while we had sex in the next bed across the room....she never knew that we knew what she was doing. one time we got quiet on purpose and she was moaning MY name while playing with herself... VLC.