my worst roommate was this gay guy who was jus the exact opposite of me. im sorry but im not the type of person who likes scented crap all in my room. needless to say when u walked into our room you could tell whos side was who's. i had brooke burke on my wall, he had some dude on his. VLC.

I had this roommate freshmen year, that was so trifling. Dude had hair down past his back and he would never wash it so that joint used to shed everywhere and then dude brought roaches to the room too from his home. We had to have our room exterminated. Then dude didn't wash his bed linen at all during the entire year! He was video game addict and he played my PS2 for 13 straight hours one time. Needless to say, the females avoided our room. VLC.

Once in freshman year of college, my roommate got back to our dorm from a night of partying. I went outside for a smoke, I was probably gone about twenty minutes. When I returned I noticed my roommate was laying at the foot of his bed instead of the head as when I had left. He also had his pants around his feet. He was completely passed out. I walked over to my side of the room and stepped in a pool of liquid coming from my closet. The kid had pissed in my closet all over my socks and shoes and then passed out again. VLC! VLC.

i came back to my dorm after my last final to see my roomate fu**ing another guy, hes a dude. VLC. VLC.

i got drunk one night and got with a smokin hot prostitute. VLC VLC.

I am supposed to be doing my Calc homework, instead I'm wasting my time on here, yeah its kinda my fault. VLC.

At a party I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. VLC.

I went to a party with the girl I 've liked for months. After a few drinks, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. VLC.

Went out one night, woke up the next morning in a hospital..don't remember how I even got there VLC.

during my beloved’s birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. VLC.

Hanging out with my girlfriend, her phone had a new picture message, it was a picture of a guy naked. That guy was not me. VLC.

Woke up next a girl the next morning...it wasn't my girlfriend..not a good sign VLC.

for the first time I sat next to a hot babe during class. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. VLC.