I arrived at the station at 7.30pm sharp for my class... which was cancelled. VLC.

At the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film VLC.

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction… “I love Los Angeles too!” VLC.

I work at Chili's and I'm a host. A guy in a motorized wheelchair come in. I greeted him with our "Welcome to Chili's." However, on his way out I said what I say to everyone. "Good night. Drive safe." He drove here on his wheelchair. VLC.

I had sex with my ex while my roommate was playing counterstrike in our tiny dorm behind his back. He had headphones on. VLC.

My friend once had a roommate/suitemate who was just absolutely filthy. This girl's room looked like Hurricane Katrina hit it. Needless to say she was a filthy girl. I remember one day me and my friend walked by her room and heard her and this guy having sex. We were like what dude would go in there, she is dirty. The girl was so nasty that she never cleaned up behind herself in the bathroom or throw out her garbage. Nasty VLC.

i had a roommate who's parents would not let her come home. she didn't know how to sweep a floor (think cinderella in the cartoon just pushin dirt around), she tried to go to bed and turn off the lights at 9pm and expect me to be quiet. VLC.

I had went through the process of finding out how to change rooms but I stayed because most of my friends stayed in the same building and that was my freshmen year so it was already hard adjusting and getting to know people and I thought it would have been even harder if I moved to another building. It was a nightmare but the next year I had a roommate that use to go through my stuff and give his friends my cds, my food, and have his gay roommate from the year before come to the room after I banned him from the room (no lie his ex-roommate used to stalk me). So that first roommate was bad but there are bad sides to almost every roommate. VLC.

Freshman year, my roommate came home drunk and tried to wake me up but instead, he puked on my bed. I almost beat his fu*kin ass. VLC.

The girl I was rooming with wasn't too bad except for the fact that she did drugs in the room so I couldn't sleep or study. She always had friends over, they stole my camera and took money from my other roommates. She eventually got evicted. VLC.

My old roommate used to use my clippers to trim his beard and mustache, I fu*kin hated it. so when I found out I hid that set in my room and left the ones I trimmed my ball hairs and ass with in the bathroom. The following week when I came home from the barber he was lining his mustache and I told him what I did with those clippers. That next day he bought his own.....LOL VLC.

While I was studying in my room my roommate decided it would be ok to fool around with her boyfriend under her covers, and by fooling around I mean mounting him and riding him right in front of me. It was the most awkward thing ever and I didn't know what to do, so I texted our suitemate and told her to bang on the wall which she did continuously for about 5 minutes. This didn't stop my roommate from fucking her boyfriend right in front of me. VLC.

i had a wack ass dude as my roomate for the first month of my freshman year.....2nd day after we moved in, dude hooked up with a chick she asked him for some pills that he was takin....they did it and..turns out chick didnt remember anything...so they take all 3 of us to police station and dude tries to pin it on me..and I WASNT EVEN THERE......almost got kicked out of school in the first week.....try and top that crap VLC.