I had a roommate for half a semester last year and he was cool for the most part. One time though me and my dad came back to my dorm cuz I went home for the weekend and when we opened the door, we saw my roommate and his girl f**kin. He had a curtain to cover his part of the room but you could still see through it. So me and my dad go to my side of the room and he tries to go back and see the action and I had to snatch him over and he almost tripped over my bag of clothes. Me and my roommate never talked about that and for the most part we got along fine. VLC.

I live in a 3 person room with a couple of guys I met my freshman year. They are both indian and we're all pretty cool. One day I was coming back from class and when I opened the door one of my roommates was humping the pillow on the other roommates bed. In my mind I was like wtf..I was just glad it wasn't my pillow going thru the abuse. He told me not to tell the other roommate that he likes to hump pillows VLC.

This my first semester in college and I lucked out. They assigned me to a triple so I was heated. Luckily the one dude moved out for no reason and the other dude is 28 years old and married, so he hasn't come into the room since the first day of classes. So now i got a big ass triple mad hooked up, got a couch, big desk, mad clean. Always be having the parties in my dorm and sh*t. I feel bad for some of you guys but these stories funny as hell. VLC.

my roomate first year kept his toe nail clippings..didnt even try to hide them. Just had them sh*tt out in the open for the world to see. this cat would also go shower come out the shower *still wet* with clothes on go to sleep get up and go to class. VLC.

Freshman year, I walked in our bathroom(every room has it's own bathroom) and there was literally a little piece of sh*t on the floor VLC.

I came in late one night and my roommate and his friend were sitting on the bed in their pajamas eating icecream and watching Legally Blonde. I just turned around and left. Had to stat in my friends room that night. VLC.

my roommate is too lazy to walk to the bathroom, so he pisses in empty water bottles. since he is this lazy he also lets them lay around on his side of the room. he hid some in his closet one time and it started to grow mold. he also did coke on my desk while i was gone one weekend VLC.

Story #1 VLC.