Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction… “I love Los Angeles too!” VLC.

Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. VLC.

My friend once had a roommate/suitemate who was just absolutely filthy. This girl's room looked like Hurricane Katrina hit it. Needless to say she was a filthy girl. I remember one day me and my friend walked by her room and heard her and this guy having sex. We were like what dude would go in there, she is dirty. The girl was so nasty that she never cleaned up behind herself in the bathroom or throw out her garbage. Nasty VLC.

Hanging out with my girlfriend, her phone had a new picture message, it was a picture of a guy naked. That guy was not me. VLC.

At a party I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. VLC.

Today, 3 days before my wedding day, I found out that my fiance is sleeping with one of my bridesmaids. I just cancelled a $200,000 wedding. I would go into more detail, but I have to help my family (who flew in from Poland, California, and Massachusetts) book flights back home. FML VLC.

Today, the girl I've been dating asked me to describe her body. I said "Thin an toned but curvy in all the right places." I then asked her the same question to which she replied, "I don't know, you know I'm always drunk when we're together." FML VLC.

My old roommate used to use my clippers to trim his beard and mustache, I fu*kin hated it. so when I found out I hid that set in my room and left the ones I trimmed my ball hairs and ass with in the bathroom. The following week when I came home from the barber he was lining his mustache and I told him what I did with those clippers. That next day he bought his own.....LOL VLC.

I had a roommate for half a semester last year and he was cool for the most part. One time though me and my dad came back to my dorm cuz I went home for the weekend and when we opened the door, we saw my roommate and his girl f**kin. He had a curtain to cover his part of the room but you could still see through it. So me and my dad go to my side of the room and he tries to go back and see the action and I had to snatch him over and he almost tripped over my bag of clothes. Me and my roommate never talked about that and for the most part we got along fine. VLC.

This my first semester in college and I lucked out. They assigned me to a triple so I was heated. Luckily the one dude moved out for no reason and the other dude is 28 years old and married, so he hasn't come into the room since the first day of classes. So now i got a big ass triple mad hooked up, got a couch, big desk, mad clean. Always be having the parties in my dorm and sh*t. I feel bad for some of you guys but these stories funny as hell. VLC.

One time during the summer in boston me and 3 friends gathered to play some money games of beer pong. We all had some money from summer jobs so we were betting 50 or 60 a game..we continue to play until 4am where me and my partner are down 200$ so ofcourse shitfaced we all agree to play a 200$ game. The terms of the bet require my team to go and get the money from atm at the moment we lose. Naturally im pissed. I walk outside with no shirt, screaming, and go to kick a car in front of my apt, i kick it, fall backwards and SMASH my face on the ground. I black out and go down the street reckin on cars tearin off side view mirrors. All down the block i go and arrive at the atm. The cops show up and ask me wtf im doing with no shirt on and bleeding from the head. So I flex my muscles and say "oh did u want tickets to the GUN SHOW" (i have no muscles) the cop says "Guns? Those look like porkchops to me" and all the cops crack up. Luckily the send me a summons and i go to court and get dismissed..(after losing 400$ on beer pong, paying 375$ to some kid whose mirror i broke, and paaying over a grand for a fuckin lawyer) still have a scar on my head to remind me how much of a dumb@ass i am, VLC! VLC.

Freshman year my roommate never showered and our dorms are set up were the vanity area is right in front of the bedroom doors. As i was walking out my room one night, this chick had her leg up on the counter of the vanity area cleaning her vagina with a f*cking wet rag. And on top of it she had her period. I moved out that apt. the next day. VLC.

It was the biggest drinking day of the year. I love Halloween; it's the time of the year where girls are allowed to wear anything they desire without being called the S word. I am not a big Halloween person because I hate trying to find a costume. I did not want to spend any money, so I decided to just dress up as nerd: glasses, plaid shirt and tight jeans found at the bottom of my closest. Oh, and I found some suspenders too, so that was pretty cool. So after the entire pre-gaming ordeal, my roommates and I went to this house party. It was there I met these two girls; they were attached at the hips. They were dressed up as angels (yea, I know, screaming for attention). It was probably the intense amount of alcohol they had but they found my costume very creative and unique. I guess I fit the costume because I am Asian. At this point of the night, I was a completely inebriated human being thanks to the double-digit amount of shots I had before even stepping out of my apartment. I can't recall if they invited me to go to the bathroom with them or if I invited myself. But either way, I ended up being the judge on who gave better 'enjoyment.' VLC.