i came back to my dorm after my last final to see my roomate fu**ing another guy, hes a dude. VLC. VLC.

Once in freshman year of college, my roommate got back to our dorm from a night of partying. I went outside for a smoke, I was probably gone about twenty minutes. When I returned I noticed my roommate was laying at the foot of his bed instead of the head as when I had left. He also had his pants around his feet. He was completely passed out. I walked over to my side of the room and stepped in a pool of liquid coming from my closet. The kid had pissed in my closet all over my socks and shoes and then passed out again. VLC! VLC.

one night i brought home a beautiful girl of another race (VLC?!) but soon felt the effects of the night and promptly fell into an agitated slumber. My roommate and the kind girl made sure I was breathing, washed my face with a cloth, and proceeded to have an amazing night of sex, as I found out the next morning after she had gone. Truly, VLC. VLC.

While I was studying in my room my roommate decided it would be ok to fool around with her boyfriend under her covers, and by fooling around I mean mounting him and riding him right in front of me. It was the most awkward thing ever and I didn't know what to do, so I texted our suitemate and told her to bang on the wall which she did continuously for about 5 minutes. This didn't stop my roommate from fucking her boyfriend right in front of me. VLC.

i got drunk one night and got with a smokin hot prostitute. VLC VLC.

Went out one night with my friends to the bar, we started drinking and then I met an ex-playmate(Rasa von Werder ). Me and her started dancing/talking one thing led to another and we started to hook up. I would have taken her back to my dorm but she is 64 and I'm 19. VLC.

I was a junior in college, and I was at my friends house relaxing, drinking beer and watching some sports. It was a Friday and we had some fun plans for the night. Both of our girlfriends were to meet us at a house party at 10:00. Fast forward, its 10:45 and my friends GF is nowhere to be seen. He was drunk at this point and decided to call her (for the 10th time) and talk to her. She finally picked up. I was right next to him and I could hear her breathing REALLY HEAVY over the phone. Well, my friend thought he caught her IN THE ACT cheating on him. He cursed her out for a good 5 minutes and broke up with her over the phone. It turns out she was having an asthma attack, and could barely breath… She broke up with him the next morning. VLC.

Snuck into frat party drunk off of my ass. Fell over, knocked sorority girl down, spilled both of our drinks. Frat guys go ape shit, chase after me. Run through house for dear life, turn corner, grab random girl, start making out against wall, frat guys run past me. Keep making out for 5 more minutes, forget about frat guys. boyfriend of girl finds me, I run for dear life again, this time into middle of street. Cop sees me, get arrested for public intoxication, but didn’t get beat up by frat guys or BF. VLC.

my ex girlfriends roommate used to finger herself/play with her dildo while we had sex in the next bed across the room....she never knew that we knew what she was doing. one time we got quiet on purpose and she was moaning MY name while playing with herself... VLC.

Freshman year I got put into a suite with 5 other guys. My roomate, of course, was a study freak (chinese, not that this is important). My girlfriend at the time would stay the nights and we couldn't get the kid to leave the room unless he had class. So one day we start doing it in front of him to make him uncomfortable but only made ourselves look like asses and more uncomfortable than him. I then decided one day to get this kid out of my room... when he snuck out to the bathroom, i filled a condom with lotion and stuck it under his pillow. He left the next day! VLC.

One time during the summer in boston me and 3 friends gathered to play some money games of beer pong. We all had some money from summer jobs so we were betting 50 or 60 a game..we continue to play until 4am where me and my partner are down 200$ so ofcourse shitfaced we all agree to play a 200$ game. The terms of the bet require my team to go and get the money from atm at the moment we lose. Naturally im pissed. I walk outside with no shirt, screaming, and go to kick a car in front of my apt, i kick it, fall backwards and SMASH my face on the ground. I black out and go down the street reckin on cars tearin off side view mirrors. All down the block i go and arrive at the atm. The cops show up and ask me wtf im doing with no shirt on and bleeding from the head. So I flex my muscles and say "oh did u want tickets to the GUN SHOW" (i have no muscles) the cop says "Guns? Those look like porkchops to me" and all the cops crack up. Luckily the send me a summons and i go to court and get dismissed..(after losing 400$ on beer pong, paying 375$ to some kid whose mirror i broke, and paaying over a grand for a fuckin lawyer) still have a scar on my head to remind me how much of a dumb@ass i am, VLC! VLC.

Me and 7 friends decided to go to our college basketball game. Not wanting to take 2 cars and pay double the parking and losing a person to designated driver, we decided to pack 8 people in one tiny car. .. Good idea for us until a cop pulled us over. As he lectured us on not being safe, he gave us each a $55 seat belt ticket and told three of us to hop out and walk. We didn't save money and missed the game. VLC.

wow, great news...my roomate sophomore year in college is not gay...VLC VLC.